spiritdick:

I want to know why

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sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

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parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
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corymonteithsbitchtits:

curvyredvinewarbler:

huggedhemmo:

hemmotion:

gnumblr:

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#i was bored okay

glittersnowcone:

I’m at an amusement park in Finland and my friend found this written on a wall @troyesivan

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#ahaha #i love my friends :3

calumskiwiqueen:

"Fame has gotten to the boys heads" YAH OK.

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#awww #5sos

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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grunge-princessx:

i’m sorry but watch calum’s face

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#5sos

phantompierce:

neptunain:

great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

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dic-head:

i’m laughin real hard b/c

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hiii i’m ashton im super cool *leg flick*

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michael here! i am a shark 

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the names hemmings ? ?!! luke hemmings

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heLLO MY NAMES CALUM AND I AM A BALLERINA LOOK AT MY TWIRL HELLO

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#5sos

snorluke:

australienidiots:

Well this took absolutely forever. But, after many hours of drawing and extensive research, i bring you an official* list of every color Michael has ever dyed his hair!  

if you re-post this I will  literally cry because this took forever

this is so cute omg

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#mikeyyy #5sos

mamrieglands:

zalfie24-7:

zalfieupdates:

alfieeeee 

(x)

He is the best!

This is such a cool and sweet thing.

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#alfie #aww
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winawinadajcie:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

Cool!

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