lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

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snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

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i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

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shinebrightlikeabitchonkrack:

actuallyfandoms:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

oh pluto

the Lego thing is too fare Uranus

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rnyspacing:

MR. PRESIDENT

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sherlocked-development:

actual dialogue

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thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

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lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

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capnvonv666:

chris-evanger:

that-big-gay-impala:

phoenixmoonstone:

carryonmy-assbutt:

anycsifan:

sammycasdean:

superhetavengerstucklock:

drop-that-punpunpun:

i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows

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now we just need a show that references Supernatural

You mean like

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Supernatural?

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jakefromstate-farm:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

science side of tumblr

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orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

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tennants-hair:

destielcult:

zeppstiel:

journeyintohiddlestiel:

veganoatmeal:

Wondering whether Castiel’s last line to Dean will be, “Hello, Dean” or “Goodbye, Dean.”

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“Dean I-“

DON’T.

YOU MADE TWO FANDOMS CRY IN ONE COMMENT. SHOULD I APPLAUD YOU OR HATE YOU ?

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